Last night at about 11 (which is when all good thoughts happen), I had a revelation. My whole life, I've been a bit... socially awkward. I think I'm pretty good at hiding it, but for the most part, I'm not very in-tune to what people are going to do or say. I've gotten better over the years, but there's always been that nagging confusion and intimidation by people as a whole. Finally though, last night, I cracked the code! I tend to look at life as a massive sociological experiment. I consider people as the "Human Variable," considering there's basically no constant in them. Or so I thought. I now am the sole guardian of what I call the "Human Equation." In this equation, we are solving for a, which is the action a certain person will perform at a certain time . It's all very theoretical, but here it is: a = s[e(p+v+h+f)], where e= environment, p= personality of the subject, v= values of the subject, h= history of the subject,...